Oliver: my life is SO HARD there’s NOTHING TO DO
Mum: nothing at all?!
Oliver: no cause my life is horrible and I don’t have enough stormtroopers LEGO and Daddy makes me do all his jobs!!
Mum: all his jobs in Minecraft?
Oliver: no his REAL JOBS
Mum: oh my, yes that’s very hard. What jobs does he make you do?
Oliver: … it’s … it’s too painful to tell you about