Alice: I know when you’re coming home

Mum: Ya? How do you know that?

Alice: cause Dad told me

Mum: oh yes, and how long is it then?

Alice: 4 years

Mum: oh wow

Alice: ya, but I really love you so much!

Mum: I love you too and I miss you!

Alice: And I love EVERYONE. I love my friends and Alfie and Oliver and Sam and even Daddy.

Mum: wow! That is so nice.

Alice: ya, but even though, no one wants to marry me.

Mum: *laughing* no one?

Alice: weeeellllll, I did play with a boy at school today. And I’ll probably meet some more, soooo….

Mum: oh dear