Alfred: I tell you a story Mama?
Mum: yes your turn for a story.
Alfred: once upon a time, there is a … a …. DINOSAUR!!! And he like to … mama what does dinosaurs eat!?
Mum: they eat plants!
Alfred: no they don’t eat plants.
Oliver: mum, are we meat?
Mum: yes, yes we are meat.
Oliver: we are!!!?
Mum: well we aren’t plants!!
Oliver: …..
Alfred: mum! Dinosaurs not eat plants, that’s a STAR-a-SAUR.
Mum: oh a starasaur! Of course. (To Oliver) what do you think we taste like?
Oliver: …..
Alfred: Not PLANTS!!!