Alice (to the cat): this is ma brodher Pria

Mum: oh! Of course, what does your brother Pria say?

Alice: he say – mow mow mow mow

Mum: here’s your eggs and toast, are you going to share with your brother?

Alice: LOOK Pria! Eggs. You love it Pria? Have some. Momma Pria love it eggs.

Mum: well, I’m glad someone is eating breakfast.

Alice: Pria lova-a dis egg momma. Pria Love-a it. I don’t like it. Pria don’t like it.

Mum: I’m so glad I bothered to make eggs.

Alice: no want-a eggs. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7!! Pria like it!

Mum: can you 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 Alice like it?

Alice: it’s a 7-8-9-10-11 all gone! Don’t like it.

Mum: ok I give up.