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I think maybe I will marry a girl one day, when I find a girl, that’s my kind.
– Oliver, age 7
Mum: please don’t break my plants. When you pull them off like that, it’s like pulling off their arms!
Alice: (smiling wickedly) their arms!?
Mum: yes, the plants don’t like that. Would you like if someone pulled off your fingers?
Alice: (wiggling her fingers) no mine is glued on cause the people took the white glue and put it on my fingers so they got glued on
Mum: so you’re telling me they don’t come off?
Alice: yes they stuck BUT OH NO MAMMA! The fly is dead. Oh dear.
Mum: I didn’t know we had a fly. How sad.
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