Alice: Alfie isn’t ready to be a grownup yet
Alfred: I AM ready to be a grownup
Alice: Alfie isn’t ready to be a grownup yet
Alfred: I AM ready to be a GROWNUP
Alice: ALFIE ISNT READY
Alfred: I AMREADY TOBE GROOOOWNUUUUP!
Mum: ok ok ok what’s going on
Alfred: ARTRTAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Alice: ok I have one more question to tell you Alfie. (Suddenly starts Crying) I want to go Disney world when I’m a teenager but Grandma Barbie says I have to wait till I’m a grownup.
Mum: oh I see what’s happening here, how about we all go to Disneyland when Alice is 8?
Alice: (smiles and stops crying) how many more birthdays is that!?
Mum: well you’re five so (holding up fingers) 6-7-8 that’s how many birthdays?
Alice: THREE!!!!
Mum: Alfie you want to come to Disneyland?
Alice: no! DISNEYWORLD, not DisneyLAND
Alfred: how far is that away?
Alice: well it’s not in Saskatoon. So it’s a little bit far, and we’ll have to get in the car a bit. (Singing now) Disney-woooorld, Disneywoooorld.