Cause she has two cats.

Cause she has two cats.

Alice: that looks like Sam’s house! Cause it has stairs. Mum: oh ya!? We like Sam don’t we. She’s awesome. Alice: ya. Cause she has two cats. Mum: exactly. You know someone with cats is good. Cause cats are awesome. Alice: Ya, just like us. But you...
Walking Power

Walking Power

Dada: (to a little girl sitting on the sidewalk in a familiar blue dress) Alice, what happened? Alice: I run out of walking power Dada: alright, time to go back

Life goals

Dada: (with inflection) I think I’ll have a shower…. Mum: is that a question? Alice: yes. It is. Mum: (laughing) Alice you are the smartest of all of us. Are you going to be the Doctor? Alice: nope Mum: what are you going to be then? Alice: a Fairy Mum:...

Ice-cream

Alice (age 2): WHERE all da people? People! People! (repeated 6 times) PEEEEOOOPLE!!! They not here. Mum: What do you want to tell the people? Alice: I tell them butterflies and ice-cream and all the zombies. The people, I tell them. Mum: Where do you think they went...
ma Brodher

ma Brodher

Alice (to the cat): this is ma brodher Pria Mum: oh! Of course, what does your brother Pria say? Alice: he say – mow mow mow mow Mum: here’s your eggs and toast, are you going to share with your brother? Alice: LOOK Pria! Eggs. You love it Pria? Have some....
Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy

(must be read in a Grover voice) Fuzzy Wuzzy was so HIGH Like a Dia-moon in the SKY How I wonder what you are Up above the world so HIGH Like a Dia-moon in the SKY