by jokomom | Mar 12, 2021 | Things Kids Say
Alfred answers the phone. Alfred: haaawww-Oh? Uncle: hello? Alfred: Haaaaw-Oh? Uncle: who’s this? Alfred: this is Alfreee, who dis? Uncle: Oh hi Alfie, this is Uncle Shaune. How are you today? Alfred: I good, but where you are? Uncle: I’m at my house,...
by jokomom | Dec 27, 2020 | Things Kids Say
Oliver: my life is SO HARD there’s NOTHING TO DO Mum: nothing at all?! Oliver: no cause my life is horrible and I don’t have enough stormtroopers LEGO and Daddy makes me do all his jobs!! Mum: all his jobs in Minecraft? Oliver: no his REAL JOBS Mum: oh my,...
by jokomom | Dec 24, 2020 | Things Kids Say
Mum: and tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and then that means the day after is CHRISTMASOliver: but mum, is Santa actually real?Mum: he’s real if you want him to beOliver: but is he?Mum: if you believe in him, then he actually is realOliver: (whispers) like actual...
by jokomom | Sep 18, 2020 | Things Kids Say
Alice: I know when you’re coming home Mum: Ya? How do you know that? Alice: cause Dad told me Mum: oh yes, and how long is it then? Alice: 4 years Mum: oh wow Alice: ya, but I really love you so much! Mum: I love you too and I miss you! Alice: And I love...
by jokomom | Aug 26, 2020 | Things Kids Say
Alice: do you think we should make some memories? Cause it’s on the Lake Rules list. Oliver: wellllll, I remember that time we were on the boat that day. Alice: that’s it! You’re doing it! You’re doing it Oliver. You made...
by jokomom | Jun 21, 2020 | Parenting, Things Kids Say
Alice (age 4): but how do the babies get out of your tummy? Mum: well … they come out your vagina. Alice: your what?!!? Mum: your vagina. *long silence* Alice: what did you say!!!????? Mum: well, the babies come out your vagina when they are ready. Alice: what...
