by jokomom | May 6, 2023 | Things Kids Say
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I love you As you are – Alice, age 3
by jokomom | Apr 25, 2023 | Things Kids Say
Oliver: I just realized, to aliens, we are aliens.
by jokomom | Sep 15, 2022 | Things Kids Say
Alice: mum, what would you do if you had one hundred dollars? Mum: I would go shopping, what you you do? Alice: I would put it inside the bank, so it would grow more dollars. Mum: Well, I think you should be in charge of dollars now, because that is very smart. Alice:...
by jokomom | Aug 21, 2022 | Parenting, Things Kids Say
Mum: I’ll give you $2 to read one French book Oliver: noMum: $2!!!!Oliver: noMum: ok $5 for 5 French booksOliver: noMum: ok! $1 for an English bookOliver: no … how about $5 for one English bookMum: $5!!!! wow, that did not go the way I thought it would
by jokomom | May 6, 2022 | Things Kids Say
Alfred: I need to Woock something Mum: you need to Walk something? Alfred: NO! I need to wwwwaaaock something Mum: you want to take something for a walk? Alfred: NO! MUM! I need to WAAOCK something like a treasure chest Mum: …. Alfred: WAOOOOCK SOMETHING Mum:...
by jokomom | Apr 18, 2022 | Parenting, Things Kids Say
Oliver: I’m Dwayne the ROCK JohnsonMum: I’m sorry what did you say?Oliver: I’m Dwayne THE ROCK JOHNSONMum: I see…Oliver: see? I can do both eyebrows “Life is anything but predictable”@therock -Dwayne Johnson
