Alice: mum, what would you do if you had one hundred dollars?
Mum: I would go shopping, what you you do?
Alice: I would put it inside the bank, so it would grow more dollars.
Mum: Well, I think you should be in charge of dollars now, because that is very smart.
Alice: yes, more dollars is better.
Mum: you are correct. This is pretty good, can I post it?
Alice: Sure, post it on your FalseBook.
Mum: *dies laughing* amazing, it’s called FalseBook now.