Alice: I know when you’re coming home
Mum: Ya? How do you know that?
Alice: cause Dad told me
Mum: oh yes, and how long is it then?
Alice: 4 years
Mum: oh wow
Alice: ya, but I really love you so much!
Mum: I love you too and I miss you!
Alice: And I love EVERYONE. I love my friends and Alfie and Oliver and Sam and even Daddy.
Mum: wow! That is so nice.
Alice: ya, but even though, no one wants to marry me.
Mum: *laughing* no one?
Alice: weeeellllll, I did play with a boy at school today. And I’ll probably meet some more, soooo….
Mum: oh dear