Alice (age 4): but how do the babies get out of your tummy?
Mum: well … they come out your vagina.
Alice: your what?!!?
Mum: your vagina.
*long silence*
Alice: what did you say!!!?????
Mum: well, the babies come out your vagina when they are ready.
Alice: what is that word again?
Mum: you know, your front bum.
Alice: *dramatic pause* so, you’re telling me there’s a tunnel from your belly to the end on your front one?
Mum: basically, yes, and then they come out when they are ready. You kind of, poop them out of your front bum.
Alice: uuuuughghgh YUCK
Mum: yup, basically yuck