Alice (age 4): but how do the babies get out of your tummy?

Mum: well … they come out your vagina.

Alice: your what?!!?

Mum: your vagina.

*long silence*

Alice: what did you say!!!?????

Mum: well, the babies come out your vagina when they are ready.

Alice: what is that word again?

Mum: you know, your front bum.

Alice: *dramatic pause* so, you’re telling me there’s a tunnel from your belly to the end on your front one?

Mum: basically, yes, and then they come out when they are ready. You kind of, poop them out of your front bum.

Alice: uuuuughghgh YUCK

Mum: yup, basically yuck